To all my friends, family and clients.

2010 looks very interesting with me presenting my new cabaret show and a whole host of my inventions being released.

will be appearing at Frankie & Bennys on

Saturday 12th December 1900 - 2130

Sunday 20th December 1200 - 1500

Thursday 24th December 1200 - 1500

Thursday 31st December 1500 - 1800

All UK and International areas covered. London and South East include Acton, Addington, Aldgate, Aldwych, Archway, Ashford, Bank, Bankside, Barbican, Barnehurst, Barnes, Battersea, Bayswater, Belgravia, Belsize Park, Blackfriars, Blackheath, Bloomsbury, Borough, Brent Cross, Brentford, Broad St, Broadgate, Bromley-by-Bow, Brondesbury, Brook Green, Camberwell, Canary Wharf, Canonbury, Carshalton, Charing Cross, Charlton, Chelsea, Chingford, Chiswick, City, Clapham, Clerkenwell, Coulsdon, Covent Garden, Cricklewood, Crouch End, Croydon, Crystal Palace, Docklands, Downe, Dulwich, Ealing, Earls Court, East Ham, East Sheen, Eastcote, Edgware, Edmonton, Eltham, Embankment, Enfield, Euston, Exchange Square, Farringdon, Feltham, Finchley, Finsbury Park, Fitzrovia, Forest Gate, Forest Hill, Fulham, Golders Green, Green Park, Greenford, Greenwich, Hadley Wood, Hammersmith, Hampstead, Hampton Wick, Hanwell, Haringey, Harlington, Harmondsworth, Harrow, Hatton Garden, Hayes, Haymarket, Heathrow, Hendon, Herne Hill, Heston, Highgate, Hillingdon, Holborn, Holland Park, Holloway, Honor Oak, Hornsey, Hounslow, Hoxton, Isle of Dogs, Isleworth, Islington, Kempton Park, Kennington, Kensal Green, Kensal Rise, Kensington, Kentish Town, Keston, Kew, Kilburn, Knightsbridge, Lancaster Gate, Leicester Square, Leyton, Leytonstone, Limehouse, Little Venice, Liverpool Street, Longford, Lower Felham, Maida Vale, Marble Arch, Marylebone, Mayfair, Middlesex, Mill Hill, Monument, Moorgate, Morden, Mortlake, Mottingham, Muswell Hill, New Malden, Newham, North Finchley, North Kensington, Northolt, Northwood, Notting Hill, Old Street, Oxford Circus, Oxford Street, Paddington, Palmers Green, Park Lane, Parsons Green, Penge, Perivale, Piccadilly Circus, Pimlico, Pinner, Potters Bar, Primrose Hill, Purley, Queens Park, Queensway, Ravenscourt Park, Regents Park, Richmond-upon-Thames, Roehampton, Rotherhithe, Ruislip, Sheen, Shepherds Bush, Shepperton, Shoreditch, Silvertown, South Bank, South Kensington, South Norwood, South Ruislip, Southall, Southgate, Southwark, St James’s, St Johns Wood, St Katherines Dock, St Pauls, St. Luke’s, Stamford Hill, Stanmore, Stockwell, Stoke Newington, Strand, Stratford, Sunbury-on-Thames, Surbiton, Sutton, Swiss Cottage, Teddington, Temple, Thornton Heath, Twickenham, Uxbridge, Vauxhall, Victoria, Wallington, Walthamstow, Walworth, Wandsworth, Wanstead, Wapping, Waterloo, Watford, Wembley, West Brompton, West Drayton, West Ham, West Hampstead, West Kensington, West Norwood, Westminster, Whetstone, Whitehall, Whitton, Willesden, Wimbledon, Winchmore Hill, Wood Green, Ampthill, Arlesey, Aspley Guise, Barton Le Clay, Beadlow, Bedford, Beeston, Biddenham, Biggleswade, Bletsoe, Blunham, Bromham, Broom, Campton, Carlton, Chalgrave, Cheddington, Clapham, Clifton, Clophill, Colmworth, Cranfield, Cublington, Dunstable, Dunton, Eaton Bray, Edlesborough, Eggington, Elstow, Everton, Felmersham, Flitwick, Gamlingay, Garnlingay, Gravenhurst, Great Barford, Great Gransden, Harlington, Harrold, Harrowden, Haynes, Henlow, Houghton Conquest, Houghton Regis, Husborne Crawley, Ivinghoe, Ivinghoe Aston, Kempston, Kempston Hardwick, Keysoe, Langford, Leighton Buzzard, Lidlington, Linslade, Litttle Staughton, Lower Stondon, Luton, Marston Moretaine, Maulden, Meppershall, Millbrook, Milton Bryan, Milton Ernest, Milton Keynes, Moggerhanger, Newton Blossomville, Northill, Oakley, Odell, Old Warden, Pavenham, Pitstone, Potton, Pulloxhill, Radwell, Ravensden, Renhold, Riseley, Roxton, Sandy, Sharnbrook, Sharpenhoe, Shefford, Silsoe, Slapton, Soulbury, Southill, Stanbridge, Steppingley, Stevington, Stewkley, Studham, Sutton, Tebworth, Tempsford, Thurleigh, Tilsworth, Toddington, Totternhoe, Turvey, Westoning, Wilstead, Wing, Wingfield, Woburn, Wootton, Wrestlingworth, Wyboston, Abbots Langley, Aldbury, Aldenham, Ardeley, Ashwell, Ayot St Lawrence, Baldock, Barley, Barnet, Bedmond, Berkhamsted, Bishops Stortford, Borehamwood, Bovingdon, Braughing, Brickendon, Bricket Wood, Brookmans Park, Broxbourne, Buntingford, Bushey, Bushey Heath, Cheshunt, Chorleywood, Colney Heath, Cottered, Datchworth, Elstree, Enfield, Epping Green, Essendon, Flaunden, Garston, Gosmore, Graveley, Great Hadham, Harpenden, Hatfield, Hemel Hempstead, Henham, Hertford, Hertford Heath, Hertingfordbury, Hexton, Hinxworth, Hitchin, Hoddesdon, Ickleford, Ippolyts, Kimpton, Kings Langley, Knebworth, Langley, Letchworth, Letchworth Garden City, Little Gaddesden, Little Hadham, Little Hallingbury, Little Wymondle, London Colney, Long Marston, Marsworth, Melbourn, Much Hadham, Old Knebworth, Pirton, Potters Bar, Potters Crouch, Preston, Radlett, Redbourne, Rickmansworth, Royston, Sandridge, Sawbridgeworth, Sheering, Shillington, South Mimms, St. Albans, Standon, Stanstead Abbotts, Stevenage, Stotfold, Takeley, Tewin, Tring, Turnford, Ugley, Walkern, Waltham Cross, Ware, Watford, Wellpond Green, Welwyn, Welwyn Garden City, Weston, Wheathampstead, Wigginton, Adstock, Akeley, Amersham, Askett, Aston Clinton, Astwood, Aylesbury, Beaconsfield, Bierton, Bisham, Bledlow, Bledlow Ridge, Bletchley, Bolter End, Bourne End, Brackley, Brill, Buckingham, Burnham, Chalfont St Giles, Chalfont St Peter, Chartridge, Chearsley, Chenies, Chesham, Chicheley, Cholesbury, Coleshill, Cryers Hill, Cuddington, Dagnall, Denham, Dinton, Downley, Farnham Common, Fingest, Flackwell Heath, Ford, Frieth, Gawcott, Gerrards Cross, Granborough, Great Brickhill, Great Hampden, Great Kingshill, Great Missenden, Grendon Underwood, Haddenham, Hambleden, Hardwick, Hawridge, Hazlemere, Hemel Hempstead, High Wycombe, Holmer Green, Ickford, Iver, Ivinghoe, Kingswood, Lacey Green, Lane End, Latimer, Leighton Buzzard, Little Brickhill, Little Chalfont, Little Hampden, Little Kingshill, Long Crendon, Longwick, Loudwater, Ludgershall,Maids Moreton, Marlow, Medmenham, Mentmore, Milton Keynes, Moulsoe, Naphill, Newport Pagnell, North Marston, Olney, Oving, Padbury, Penn, Preston Bissett, Prestwood, Princes Risborough, Quainton, Radnage, Rickmansworth, Saunderton, Shabbington, Sherington, Silverstone, Skirmett, Slough, Speen, Steeple Claydon, Stoke Goldington, Stoke Mandeville, Stoke Poges, Stokenchurch, Stone, Stony Stratford, Swanbourne, Taplow, Thornborough, Tingewick, Turville, Uxbridge, Waddesdon, Wavendon, Weedon, Wendover, West Wycombe, Weston Turville, Wheelerend Common, Whitchurch, Whiteleaf, Wing, Winslow, Woburn Sands, Wooburn Green, Abbotsley, Alconbury, Alconbury Weston, Balsham, Barrington, Barton, Baston, Bluntisham, Bottisham, Bourne, Brampton, Buckden, Burnham Thorpe, Burwell, Bythorn, Cambridge, Catworth, Chatteris, Chesterton, Christchurch, Colne, Comberton, Conington, Cottenham, Crowland, Deeping St James, Doddington, Dry Drayton, Duxford, Eaton Socon, Ellington, Elm, Elsworth, Eltisley, Elton, Ely, Emneth, Eye, Farcet, Fen Ditton, Fen Drayton, Fenstanton, Fordham, Fowlmere, Girton, Glinton, Godmanchester, Gorefield, Grafham, Grantchester, Great Abington, Great Chishill, Great Paxton, Great Shelford, Guyhim, Haddenham, Hail Weston, Hardwick, Harlton, Harston, Hartford, Haslingfield, Hemingford Abbots, Hemingford Grey, Heydon, Hildersham, Hilton, Hinxton, Histon, Holywell, Horningsea, Horseheath, Houghton, Huntingdon, Impington, Isleham, Keyston, Kimbolton, Leighton Bromswold, Leverington, Linton, Little Downham, Little Gransden, Littleport, Lolworth, Longstanton, Longueville, Madingley, March, Market Deeping, Maxey, Melbourn, Meldreth, Milking Nook, Milton, Needingworth, Newborough, Newmarket, Newton, Northborough, Offord Cluny, Old Weston, Orton Malborne, Oundle, Over, Parnwell, Parson Drove, Peterborough, Pidley, Rampton, Ramsey, Reach, Royston, Sapley, Sawston, Sawtry, Soham, Somersham, Southoe, Spaldwick, St Neots, St. Ives, Stamford, Stapleford, Stilton, Stretham, Sutton, Sutton Gault, Terrington St John, Thorney, Tilbrook, Toft, Tydd St Giles, Tydd St Mary, Upwell, Walpole St Andrew, Warboys, Waterbeach, Welney, Werrington, West Deeping, West Perry, Whittlesey, Wilburton, Willingham, Wimblington, Wisbech, Wisbech St Mary, Wistow, Witcham, Woodhurst, Woodnewton, Wyton, Yarwell, Yaxley, Alfriston, Ashburnham, Barcombe, Battle, Beckley, Beddingham, Berwick, Bevenden, Bexhill, Bishopstone, Blackboys, Brede, Brightling, Brighton, Burwash, Buxted, Camber, Catsfield, Chelwood Gate, Chailey, Chalvingdon, Chiddingly, Cooksbridge, Cross-in-Hand, Crowborough, Crowhurst, Dallington, Danehill, Denton, Ditchling, East Dean, East Guldeford, East Hoathly, Eastbourne, Etchingham, Fairlight, Falmer, Fletching, Flimwell, Forest Row, Four Oaks, Framfield, Frant, Friston, Glynde, Groombridge, Guestling, Hadlow Down, Hailsham, Halland, Hartfield, Hastings, Heathfield, Helling, Herstmonceux, Hollington, Hooe, Horam, Horsebridge, Hove, Hurst Green, Icklesham, Iden, Iford, Isfield, Jevington, Kingston-near-Lewes, Laughton, Lewes, Litlington, Little Horsted, Maresfield, Mark Cross, Mayfield, Mountfield, Newhaven, Newick, Ninfield, Northiam, Nutley, Offham, Old Town, Ore, Patcham, Peacehaven, Peasmarsh, Penhurst, Pett, Pevensey Bay, Playden, Plumpton Green, Polegate, Portslade, Preston, Pyecombe, Ratton Village, Ringmer, Ripe, Robertsbridge, Rodmell, Rotherfield, Rottingdean, Rye, Saltdean, Seaford, Sedlescombe, Selmeston, Sharpthorne, Sidley, St Leonards, Stanmer, Staple Cross, Tarring Neville, Ticehurst, Tyes Cross, Uckfield, Udimore, Wadhurst, Waldron, Warbleton, Wartling, West Dean, West Firle, Westfield, Westmeston, Whatlington, Willingdon, Wilmington, Winchelsea, Wivelsfield Green, Wych Cross WEST: Amberley, Angmering, Appledram, Ardingly, Arundel, Ashington, Ashurst, Balcombe, Barnham, Barns Green, Bepton, Bersted, Bignor, Billingshurst, Binsted, Birdham, Bodiam, Bognor Regis, Bolney, Bosham, Botolphs, Boxgrove, Bramber, Broadwater, Burgess Hill, Burpham, Bury, Chichester, Chilgrove, Chithurst, Clapham, Clayton, Cocking, Clodwaltham, Compton, Coneyhurst, Coolham, Coombes, Cowfold, Crawley, Cuckfield, Donnington, Duneton, Earnley, Eartham, East Dean, East Grinstead, East Harting, East Marden, East Preston, East Wittering, Eastergate, Faygate, Felpham, Fernhurst, Ferring, Findon, Fishbourne, Fittleworth, Five Oaks, Ford, Funtington, Gatwick, Goring-by-Sea, Graffham, Halnaker, Handcross, Hardham,  Hassocks, Havling Island, Haywards Heath, Henfield, Henley, Heyshott, Horsham, Horsted Keynes, Houghton, Hurstpierpoint, Ifield, Iping, Itchingfield, Keymer, Kingston, Kirdford, Lancing, Lavant, Linchmere, Lindfield, Littlehampton, Lodsworth, Lower Beeding, Loxwood, Lurgashall, Lyminster, Madehurst, Merston, Middleton-on-Sea, Midhurst, Milland Marsh, North Hayling, North Marden, North Mundham, Northchapel, Nuthurst, Oving, Pagham, Parham, Partridge Green, Patching, Petworth, Plaistow, Poling, Poynings, Pulborough, Roffey, Rogate, Rudgwick, Rusper, Rustington, Scayne’s Hill, Selham, Selsey, Shermanbury, Shipley, Shoreham-by-Sea, Sidlesham, Singleton, Slaugham, Slindon, Slinfold, Sompting, South Harting, South Lancing, South Mundham, South Nutfield, Southbourne, Southwater, Southwick, Staplefield, Stedham, Steyning, Stopham, Storrington, Stoughton, Sutton, Tangmere, Thakeham, Three Bridges, Tillington, Trotton, Turners Hill, Twineham, Upper Beeding, Upper Marden, Walberton, Waltham, Warnham, Warninglid, Washington, West Ashling, West Chiltington, West Dean, West Grinstead, West Harting, West Hoathley, West Itchenor, West Preston, West Stoke, West Thorney, West Wittering, West Worthing, Westbourne, Westergate, Westhampnett, Wick, Wisborough Green, Woodmancote, Worth, Worthing, Yapton, Abridge, Althorne, Ashingdon, Aveley, Baddow, Barking, Barkingside, Barling, Basildon, Benfleet, Billericay, Black Notley, Blackmore End, Boreham, Bradwell-on-Sea, Braintree, Brentwood, Brightlingsea, Buckhurst Hill, Bulphan, Burnham-on-Crouch, Canwedon, Canvey Island, Castle Hedingham, Chadwell Heath, Chafford Hundred, Chelmsford, Chigwell, Clacton-on-Sea, Coggeshall, Colchester, Corringham, Crays Hill, Dagenham, Danbury, Debden, Dedham, Doddinghurst, Dovercourt, Earles Colne, Eastwood, Elm Park, Epping, Feering, Felstead, Finchingfield, Fingringhoe, Frinton-on-Sea, Fryerning, Fyfield, Gidea Park, Grays,  Great Baddow, Great Bardfield, Great Braxted, Great Dunmow, Great Saling, Great Totham, Hadleigh, Hainault, Halstead, Hanningfield, Harlow, Harold Hill, Harold Wood, Harwich, Hatfield Heath, Hatfield Peverel, Hawkwell, Herongate, Heybridge, High Roding, Highwoods, Hockley, Holland-on-Sea, Hornchurch, Horndon-on-the-Hill, Hullbridge, Hutton, Ilford, Ingatestone, Ingrave, Kelvedon, Kelvedon Hatch, Laindon, Langdon Hills, Langham, Latchingdon, Leigh-on-Sea, Loughton, Maldon, Manningtree, Margaretting, Maylandsea, Mersea Island, Mountnessing, Nazeing, Noak Bridge, North Fambridge, Ockendon, Old Harlow, Ongar, Orsett, Pitsea, Purfleet, Rainham, Ramsden Bellhouse, Ramsden Heath, Rayleigh, Rochford, Romford, Roydon, Saffron Walden, Shenfield, Shoeburyness, Sible Hedingham, South Woodham Ferrers, Soutchchurch, Southend-on-Sea, Southminster, Springfield, St Osyth, Stanford-le-Hope, Stansted Mountfichet, Stapleford Abbotts, Stebbing, Stifford, Stock, Thaxted, Theydon Bois, Thorpe Bay, Thorpe-le-Soken, Thundersley, Tilbury, Tiptree, Tollesbury, Toot Hill, Upminster, Vange, Wakering, Waltham Abbey, Waltham Cross, Walton-on-the-Naze, Warley, Westcliff-on-Sea, White Notley, Wickford, Wickham Bishops, Witham, Wivenhoe, Woodford, Woodford Bridge, Woodford Green, Woodham Mortimer, Woodham, Acton, Akenham, Ballingdon, Belstead, Bentley, Beyton, Boxford, Bramford, Brantham, Bucklesham, Bures, Bury St Edmunds, Butley, Capel St Mary, Cavendish, Chelmondiston, Chilton Street, Clare, Claydon, Combs Ford, Copdock, Creeting St Mary, Culford, Debenham, East Bergholt, Elmswell, Erwarton, Exning, Eye, Falkenham, Felixstowe, Flempton, Fornham St Martin, Fornham All Saints, Framlingham, Freston, Glemsford, Great Barton, Great Cornard, Great Livermere, Great Waldingfield, Grundisburgh, Hadleigh, Harkstead, Haughley, Haverhill, Hengrave, Henley, Hessett, Holbrook, Horringer, Ingham, Ipswich, Ixworth, Kedington, Kesgrave, Lavenham, Levington, Little Bealings, Long Melford, Martlesham Heath, Melton, Mickfield, Mildenhall, Monks Eleigh, Nacton, Nayland, Needham Market, Nettlestead, Newmarket, Offton, Otley, Pakenham, Pettistree, Playford, Rendlesham, Rushbrooke, Rushmere St Andrew, Saxmundham, Shotley Gate, Shottisham, Somersham, Sproughton, Stowlangtoft, Stowmarket, Stowupland, Stratford St Andrew, Stratford St Mary, Stutton, Sunbury, Tattingstone, Thurston, Tostock, Trimley, Troston, Tunstall, Walton, Westerfield, West Stow, Wherstead, Wickham Market, Willisham, Woodbridge, Woolpit, Woolverstone, Addlestone, Albury, Alford, Ash, Ash Vale, Ashford, Ashtead, Bagshot, Banstead, Betchworth, Bisley, Bletchingley, Blindley Heath, Bookham, Box Hill, Bramley, Brookwood, Buckley, Buckland, Burstow, Byfleet, Camberley, Caterham, Charlwood, Chelsham, Chertsey, Chiddingford, Chilworth, Chipstead, Chobham, Claremont, Claygate, Cobham, Coldharbour, Compton, Cranleigh, Crowhurst, Dawesgreen, Deepcut, Dorking, Dormans Land, Downside, Dunsfold, Earlswood, East Clandon, East Horsley, East Molesley, Effingham, Egham, Elstead, Englefield Green, Epsom, Esher, Ewell, Ewhurst, Fairmile, Farleigh, Farnham, Felbridge, Frensham, Frimley, Gatton, Godalming, Godstone, Gomshall, Great Bookham, Guildford, Hale, Hambledon, Hascombe, Haslemere, Hindhead, Holmbury St Mary, Holmwood, Hookwood, Horley, Horne, Horsell, Kingswood, Kingswood Manor, Kingswood Warren, Laleham, Lashenden, Leatherhead, Leigh, Leith Hill, Limpsfield, Lingfield, Little Bookham, Long Ditton, Longcross, Lower Kingswood, Merrow, Mertsham, Mickleham, Milford, Molesley, Mytchett, New Chapel, New Haw, Newdigate, Normandy, Nutfield, Oatlands Park, Ockham, Ockley, Ottershaw, Oxted, Peper Harow, Pirbright, Puttenham, Pyrford, Redhill, Reigate, Ripley, Rowledge, Salfords, Seale, Send, Sendmarsh, Shepperton, Shere, Shottermill, Staines, Stanwell, Stoke D’Abernon, Stoughton, Sunbury-on-Thames, Tadworth, Tandridge, Tatsfield, Thames Ditton, Thorpe, Thursley, Titsey, Tongham, Upper Hale, Virginia Water, Walton-on-the-Hill, Walton-on-Thames, Warlingham, Wentworth, West Byfleet, West Clandon, West Horlsey, West Molesey, Westcott, Weybridge, Whyteleafe, Windlesham, Wisley, Witley, Woking, Woldingham, Wonersh, Worplesdon, Wotton, Wrecclesham

Still have a few dates available for Christmas 2009 and January 2010

call me now to avoid missing out